![]() “There’s a lot of it about - probably a virus. “During the night old Perkins had his leg bitten sort of… off.” “Alright, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?” “You’re only making it worse for yourself!” “Look, I don’t think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying ‘Jehovah’.” “He’s not the Messiah – he’s a very naughty boy.” ![]() It is a silly place.” From The Life of Brian “On second thoughts, let us not go to Camelot. Bridgekeeper: “What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?” King Arthur: “What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?” Bridgekeeper: “I don’t know that. Sir Lancelot: “My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.”īridgekeeper: “What… is your favourite colour?”īridgekeeper: “What… is your name?” King Arthur: “It is Arthur – King of the Britons.” Bridgekeeper: “What… is your quest?” King Arthur: “To seek the Holy Grail. Sir Lancelot: “Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. ![]() Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ‘ere the other side he see.” “One day, lad, all this will be yours.” “What, the curtains?”īridgekeeper: “Stop.
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